tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54057922200868532572024-03-13T10:21:22.746-07:00!.. No, This is Patrick ..!A blog about whatever i feel like blogging about.Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-13499543153071900782012-01-29T13:27:00.000-08:002012-01-29T13:27:25.134-08:00HAMLET: REDEFINED by The Kitten SparksLadies and Gentlemen! Worms and Germs I persent to you today the newest video by THE KITTEN SPARKS (facebook.com/thekittensparks) - HAMLET: REDEFINED<br />
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A hip hop comedy-drama odyssey inspired by Shakespeare's HAMLET that takes notes from David Lynch, Lonely Island, and the barren terrain of MAINE.<br />
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ENJOY<br />
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Love. LoganHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-70195024392566125002011-08-14T15:17:00.000-07:002011-08-14T15:17:06.613-07:00Socks!Hello Everyone,<br />
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Im back after a painfully long absence to once again promote myself.<br />
I've come to ask of you to take pleasure in watching Storme Charette and I's latest music video extravaganza!<br />
I, of course, speak of Socks!<br />
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Watch before you hold judgement.<br />
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Also, like us on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Kitten-Sparks/188090014582557<br />
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Love,<br />
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LoganHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-21069804709812670022011-01-21T18:09:00.001-08:002011-01-21T18:09:39.497-08:00Playground Playahttp://www.myspace.com/sideofthehand<br />
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take a listen<br />
to the fiddy cent inspired pseudo-parody comedy rap<br />
if you pleaseHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-72455345023614833992010-11-23T05:43:00.000-08:002010-11-23T05:43:36.907-08:00In my dreams.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G7jzq6nwCmk/TOvE5PB92rI/AAAAAAAAAB8/E0ULY9JiS7c/s1600/tintin4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G7jzq6nwCmk/TOvE5PB92rI/AAAAAAAAAB8/E0ULY9JiS7c/s320/tintin4.jpg" width="229" /></a></div>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-73276713903330492712010-10-23T05:34:00.001-07:002010-10-23T05:34:42.844-07:00Poetry.http://tinyurl.com/2497lyHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-31486756854671358242010-10-11T10:59:00.001-07:002010-10-11T10:59:14.446-07:00The Best Song Ever.<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ChNB8AjdGP4?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ChNB8AjdGP4?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-66843096928195410192010-09-24T12:49:00.000-07:002010-09-24T12:50:28.809-07:00A Story For The Ages<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Today, Mr. Cutting (My Creative Writing teacher) showed us all pictures of found notes. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">One of the 'found notes' was a note someone left to a man parked in a handicapped space who was clearly not handicapped. This was note I chose to write about. I selected the perspective of the assumedly handicapped man who wrote it... in the five minutes allotted to us.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Here it is:</span><br />
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<div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am handicapped, and t</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">hat man who just parked in the handicapped space clearly was not, but he parked there anyways! I saw him! He just sauntered out of his car, and walked right in, no disabilities or nuthin’. He doesn’t even one of those fancy blue handicapped signs you hang from the mirror. You know who does have one of those, ME! I do! You know why? BECAUSE I'M HANDICAPPED</span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I mean look at my legs! Look at em! They’re twigs, for chrissake. I couldn’t walk if I wanted to. I mean, really I can’t walk. </span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span> </span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I better tell my living assistant to find a NON HANDICAPPED SPACE! Spaces reserved for those who DO NOT HAVE HANDICAPS! Much like the man who parked in THE HANDICAPPED SPACE!</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">“Assistant!” I gurgled “PARK OVAH THAR! IN THAT EMPTEH SPASH!” </span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">“Excuse me, sir?” My loving assistant Jeeves inquired</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">OVAH THAR! IN THAT SPACE!” I said, sounding like the bastard child of Bobcat Goldwhait.</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Yes, sir. Gladly sir."</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">We parked in a NON HANDICAPPED and with the push of a button I activated my Super-Awesome and Technologically-Advanced EXIT RAMP! VHEEEEER it sounded as it winded down as the mind blowing pace of 5mph. It landed on the pavement with a deafening screech and I knew it was time to go! </span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">“LETS ROLL, JEEVES! I yelled as I went down the ramp and quickly crashed my body into the adjacent car. </span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">“are you okay, sir” jeeve asked “YESH IM FINE! NOW ROLL ME TO THAT MANS CAR”</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">what for sir, jeeves asked</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">SO I CAN WRITE HIM A NOTE!</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">so i rolled over to his car and wrote him a note, and feeling pleased with my self knowing I set the universe back in its proper order, I began to wheel myself into walmart to buy some toilet paper and dixie cups for the roaring murderball party I was to have later that night.</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The End.</span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span> </span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">much love </span></span></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">~logan</span></span></span></div>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-58196685146030994432010-09-22T13:42:00.000-07:002010-09-22T13:42:26.728-07:00taking over the interwebsDie Fukken Antwoord's album drops in nineteen days, cant fukken wait.<br />
Zef so fresh.<br />
Die Antwoord is the best thing to drop out of South Africa since fukken prawns!<br />
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so, check it.<br />
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http://www.dieantwoord.com/?v=1<br />
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much love<br />
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~ logandabodyHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-39628312015351263072010-09-21T15:43:00.001-07:002010-09-21T15:43:21.454-07:00MonoHave mono<br />
tired all the time.<br />
no time for blogger :C<br />
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In other news, Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a fucking incredible movie.Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-4641123513697659912010-09-15T17:04:00.001-07:002010-09-15T17:04:26.085-07:00WATWAT IS... NO! IM SO CONFUSED<br />
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American Studies has us juggling four things at once, latin teacher is making us remember all the shit we've forgotten (i.e. everything), and in topics there is a very intimidating large packet of a case file we have to deal with. Im handling it pretty well though, SO I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK! But if this were my freshman, or my sophomore year, I'd probably be failing everywhere.<br />
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Did some scene reading for the upcoming school musical today, for the most part it was fun.<br />
However doing improv with some random ukrainian chick was not fun. This was mostly because she had a flimsy grasp on simple American concepts and language, so half the time she had no idea what we were talking about. The other two people I had to improve the scene with were this two really unfunny people that I hate. So, basically I just went on stage flipped out at one of those kids, improvised a rant, basked in laughter and then sat down.<br />
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The play's called Kismet. It was made in the 1930s and is basically Aladdin, but since it's not Aladdin no one really give a shit. I wish we were doing Aladdin.<br />
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Also if you've ever seen the horrible (and I mean horrible) masterpiece that is Tommy Wiseau's The Room, then do I have the game for you!<br />
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307<br />
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Is The Room: The Game. Literally just the movie, in game form. I played through the whole fucking thing.<br />
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That's me! Bye-bye... nice doggie!<br />
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~ logandabodyHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com40tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-87904056721224636062010-09-07T12:59:00.000-07:002010-09-07T12:59:46.048-07:00Horror by Design.<div style="text-align: left;"> Have you ever wanted to feel like you were on drugs whilst simultaneously not doing drugs? If you answered yes, then do I have a video for you. It's a music video by some band whose lead member looks like a manlier Russell Brand. What happens in the video is something I'm still not quite sure of, but basically just seems like a big ol' tripping on acid trip. Anyways, watch away. <a href="http://vimeo.com/4894006">THIS IS THE LINK</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Also, this was a friend of mine's project for our American Studies class.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Needless to say, he was instantly awarded with an A for the year</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;">P.S. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;">I have over 200 followers now. You guys are the best. I love you all.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;">No seriously.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-28409251819426733672010-09-06T12:21:00.000-07:002010-09-06T14:39:38.120-07:00Apples to Apples.Got an iPhone 4 the other day, it's so new and shiny, how could a consumer-whore like me resist? Really though, Steve Jobs sure knows how to find his way into my wallet (Except for the iPad, shit is lame).<br />
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There's this one kid at school who got the iPad the first day (his name's brandon, but he used to be the schools resident fat kid, so he's still sometimes known as "That Fat Kid"), and it just seemed so lame. Basically like a big iPod touch with less options. So yeah, shit is gay.<br />
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But the iPhone, I really love it, I kind of got dragged into getting one by my brother, but I ended up really enjoying it. Already have my ringtone set to the Codec noise, which makes me so happy every time.<br />
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Any of you guys got iPhones?<br />
If so, what Apps should I get?<br />
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In other news, I signed up for the class Topics in Social Sciences without really knowing what it was, turns out I have to like be part of this huge mock trial and shit. It's supposedly one of the schools more challenging courses, but I'm not one to drop out of classes so.... MOCK TRIAL, HERE I COME!<br />
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(Also, a friend of mine who's a freshman at RIT says they have a restaurant called CTRL ALT DELI... I wish there were restaurants like that around here).<br />
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Much Love,<br />
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~ logandabody<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">I'm kind of a big deal.</span></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">but seriously thanks everyone.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Much Love.</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-59058100631483775182010-09-05T09:56:00.000-07:002010-09-05T09:56:12.743-07:00For All Your Pokémon Desktop Needs.My background right now is Ditto.<br />
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That'd be so badass.<br />
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However, I've still have yet to decide how I want to go out.<br />
I think K.C. Green definitely has the right idea though.<br />
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I was going to post the comic strip by KC Green to which I just made a reference but I failed to find it, so in its stead...<br />
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In other (Huey Lewis and The) news, I've tried to begin lucid dreaming. It's not working out so well. The reality checks I do during the day (check hands, look at clock, flick light switches), have, sadly, yet to carry over to the dream world. I really want to construct my own dream.<br />
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I also want to try polyphasic sleep, but im scared by the initial sleep deprivation and by the fact I'd be the only one up all the time.<br />
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Also if you like being a dick, I gift you this site.<br />
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http://www.hugeurl.com/Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-15286778531509387642010-09-04T10:10:00.000-07:002010-09-04T10:10:05.285-07:00What has science done?<a href="http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/index.php">THIS SITE</a><br />
provides hours of fun!<br />
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it might destroy your childhood<br />
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<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iqzt3T4R38c?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iqzt3T4R38c?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-2861839181155751672010-09-03T07:24:00.000-07:002010-09-03T07:24:55.371-07:00Lights Out, EveryoneHe Never Gave Us Up<br />
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and now, he's back, to say goodnight, and turn out the lights<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUrqGFxV3Q&feature=relatedHimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-74579639134053940692010-09-03T06:01:00.003-07:002010-09-03T06:01:52.016-07:00Bow Before Your Dog(G)<div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Yesterday I went to the hippest party in town. It was a CD release party for a rap album by a local Christian kid. In his own words it's, "... the same cool beats beats, but with all the sex, drugs, and violence left behind."So, in other words that are not his own, its pretty much a hillock of plant infested dog doo-doo. Also, he's whiter than plain yogurt.</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Speaking of dogs, this fellows rap name is Wesdogg. (You cant tame the Wesdogg, Brit.) This is obviously one of the most inventive names ever. A simpleminded man, such as yourself, obviously cant even comprehend the creativity put into it, so let me explain to you just why it's so fresh.</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Its like this, yo. It's a sort of portmanteau and shit, because his real name is wesley and he combined that with the word dog. But the originality does not stop there my brethren, for he added another G! Cracka' be crazy!</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wesdogg. WESDOGG. So fucking insane! How he even think of that? I sure couldn't have,</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Its like the most original rap name since Snoop Dogg (also featuring two G's) or Nate Dogg (Holy shit, two G's again! Great minds think alike.) The name also brings to mind B Dog or Sen Dog from Cypress Hill, but they're not as famous because their names only have one G. In other words, Fuck em.</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Anyways, I did actually enjoy two tracks off the album but only because they are so hilariously bad.</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">1. Buy You a Walrus</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>A sentimental ballad about how much he loves his baby girl. So much in fact, that he'd buy her stuff. Even a mother fucking walrus! In the last verse he shows that he would love his baby girl forever by having the wettest (No sexual innuendo intended.) jacuzi in the world. This jacuzi of course resides in their house made of candy. Because his baby girl is sweeter than candy. They live on a beach, it's quite sandy. Would that not be dandy? (Actual rhyme scheme might I add.)</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">2. At the Thrift Sto'</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>This is a club banger about buyin' yo' sheeeeit at a thrift sto'. It features the whitest imitator of DMX I have ever heard. He is of course doing back up. Growling such phrases as: AT THE THRIFT STO'</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wesdogg: See these shoes I wear? I got em Yellow Tag</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">DMX: WHATS THE YELLOW TAG MEAN!?!</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wesdogg: It means I got 'em half priced! Only spent a couple bucks, now Im lookin' so nice</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">... The price is so low I just have to scream! AT THE THRIFT STO'</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Yeah Classic shit.</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Bored of typing now.</div><div style="color: #204063; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div><br />
</div><div>(PS: What's with rappers and dog? Plenty of 'em seem to have an obsession for the canine, DMX for example wants to know where they are at, at almost all times. And the Baha Men always want to know who let them out. This means that they are not only obsessed, but they are also very bad masters that have a hard time keeping track of their animals. Shame on them! Everyone take out your index fingers and rub the shame on them.)</div></div>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-1089007735603513832010-09-02T07:20:00.000-07:002010-09-02T07:20:04.583-07:00Something or Other... yeah one of those two.<div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Play I started writing for my creative writing class. Pretty rough right now, and needs some work. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">I had to include everything I did in the morning and i thad to include the plot-twist of a man finding out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Needless to say I branched out too far. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Also the game I mentioned is a bundle of pure joy and amazing called Wolf Quest. You play as a wolf (which you customize) and go around and hunt for small animals and try to find a mate to FUUUCK.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Needless to say, it's amazing</div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">*two guys walking down school hall*</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Dude, have you played Wolf-Quest?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: What is it?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Only the most hardcore game ever, and the best part is it came bundled with the school laptop!</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Really? Huh... What exactly do you do?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Well Basically, you customize a wolf and the roam around yellowstone park hunting bears, elks, and other various wildlife critters; and then to beat the level you have to find a female wolf and mate with her.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: What... are you serious?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Yeah.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Cool... So, did the laptops come bundled with any other games?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Yeah, but they all seem actually educational. They’re about industrialism and the government in China and crap like that. So you know: Lame. </span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Yeah dude.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: So anyways, this morning I ate some yogurt, but I totally dropped the spoon. So like, you won’t believe this, I picked up the spoon... and cleaned it.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Wow.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Yeah man I know. What’d you do?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: I... uh... slept with your girlfriend....</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: What!?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Oh come on, man. Don’t be mad!</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Don’t be mad? Why wouldn’t I be mad?You slept with my girlfriend!</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Come on, dude. I was drunk.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Drunk? It’s nine o’clock A.M. You’re telling me you were drunk at some point before that. Who do you think you are? My grandma? Plus you’re like four years younger than me! What kind of thirteen has an alcohol problem? And also, what were you doing with my girlfriend in the first place?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: I don’t know dude. I was hungry so I went to her house, cause you know, she’s my neighbor... and well, one coke line lead to another, and next thing I knew I woke up next to her in your bed.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: You slept with her IN MY BED?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: What is wrong with you!? Chill out!</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: NO! I’m not going to chill out! YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! IN MY BED! AFTER APPARENTLY DOING COCAINE WITH HER!</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Dude... there’s nothing wrong with a little cocaine now and then!</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Nothing wro-COCAINE? What are you talking about? It’s a highly dangerous drug.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Nah dude, you’re like thinking of cigarettes.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Cigarettes? What, no! I mean, they’re bad for you... but like no where near how bad Cocaine is for you! And how long has my girlfriend been doing coke?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: I dunno, how long have I know her?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: Well I introduced her to you about six months ago...</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Okay so then like six months.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: I don’t even believe you right now. Is there anything else you need to tell me? Did you kill my mom and dad or something?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: I don’t know. I mean, I don’t even know what like gets you mad anymore. I mean its not like it’s the first time i’ve slept with your girlfriend.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 1: *sigh* I. hate. you.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Character 2: Don’t be mad, man. I mean it was a pretty normal morning. I don’t see what the problem is. It’s the same thing I do every morning.</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px 'American Typewriter'; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Roger</span></div>Himhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05440989699474099729noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5405792220086853257.post-4750219789617687512010-09-01T12:29:00.001-07:002010-09-01T12:29:42.528-07:00Hello everybody!This is mah blog to help of a man kind. I hopez dats you enjoy itz...!<br />
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