HAMLET: REDEFINED by The Kitten Sparks

Ladies and Gentlemen! Worms and Germs I persent to you today the newest video by THE KITTEN SPARKS (facebook.com/thekittensparks) - HAMLET: REDEFINED

A hip hop comedy-drama odyssey inspired by Shakespeare's HAMLET that takes notes from David Lynch, Lonely Island, and the barren terrain of MAINE.

ENJOY

Love. Logan

Playground Playa

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A Story For The Ages

Today, Mr. Cutting (My Creative Writing teacher) showed us all pictures of found notes. 
One of the 'found notes' was a note someone left to a man parked in a handicapped space who was clearly not handicapped. This was note I chose to write about. I selected the perspective of the assumedly handicapped man who wrote it... in the five minutes allotted to us.


Here it is:

I am handicapped, and that man who just parked in the handicapped space clearly was not, but he parked there anyways! I saw him! He just sauntered out of his car, and walked right in, no disabilities or nuthin’. He doesn’t even one of those fancy blue handicapped signs you hang from the mirror. You know who does have one of those, ME! I do! You know why? BECAUSE I'M HANDICAPPED

   

I mean look at my legs! Look at em! They’re twigs, for chrissake. I couldn’t walk if I wanted to. I mean, really I can’t walk. 

I better tell my living assistant to find a NON HANDICAPPED SPACE! Spaces reserved for those who DO NOT HAVE HANDICAPS! Much like the man who parked in THE HANDICAPPED SPACE!

“Assistant!” I gurgled “PARK OVAH THAR! IN THAT EMPTEH SPASH!” 

“Excuse me, sir?” My loving assistant Jeeves inquired

OVAH THAR! IN THAT SPACE!” I said, sounding like the bastard child of Bobcat Goldwhait.

"Yes, sir. Gladly sir."

We parked in a NON HANDICAPPED and with the push of a button I activated my Super-Awesome and Technologically-Advanced EXIT RAMP! VHEEEEER it sounded as it winded down as the mind blowing pace of 5mph. It landed on the pavement with a deafening screech and I knew it was time to go! 

“LETS ROLL, JEEVES! I yelled as I went down the ramp and quickly crashed my body into the adjacent car. 

“are you okay, sir” jeeve asked “YESH IM FINE! NOW ROLL ME TO THAT MANS CAR”

what for sir, jeeves asked

SO I CAN WRITE HIM A NOTE!

so i rolled over to his car and wrote him a note, and feeling pleased with my self knowing I set the universe back in its proper order, I began to wheel myself into walmart to buy some toilet paper and dixie cups for the roaring murderball party I was to have later that night.

The End.

much love 

~logan

Apples to Apples.

Got an iPhone 4 the other day, it's so new and shiny, how could a consumer-whore like me resist? Really though, Steve Jobs sure knows how to find his way into my wallet (Except for the iPad, shit is lame).

There's this one kid at school who got the iPad the first day (his name's brandon, but he used to be the schools resident fat kid, so he's still sometimes known as "That Fat Kid"), and it just seemed so lame. Basically like a big iPod touch with less options. So yeah, shit is gay.

But the iPhone, I really love it, I kind of got dragged into getting one by my brother, but I ended up really enjoying it. Already have my ringtone set to the Codec noise, which makes me so happy every time.

Any of you guys got iPhones?
If so, what Apps should I get?

In other news, I signed up for the class Topics in Social Sciences without really knowing what it was, turns out I have to like be part of this huge mock trial and shit. It's supposedly one of the schools more challenging courses, but I'm not one to drop out of classes so.... MOCK TRIAL, HERE I COME!

(Also, a friend of mine who's a freshman at RIT says they have a restaurant called CTRL ALT DELI... I wish there were restaurants like that around here).

Much Love,

~ logandabody